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Make friends inCollingwood.

Collingwood is bars, breweries, studios and Smith Street, and it is full of people who came for the scene and do most of it solo. A standing weekly table is the part the nightlife never quite delivers on its own.

What is Hey Sini?

Hey Sini

noun

Hey Sini is a weekly social club for making friends as an adult in Melbourne. It seats five compatible people near each other at the same table, on the same night, every week for six weeks, and then the table becomes theirs. It is friendship-first, not a dating app, and it opens neighbourhood by neighbourhood, starting around Carlton.

Format
one matched table of five
Rhythm
same night, every week · a six-week first cycle
Where
Melbourne · Jakarta
Cost
free to join · founding $19/mo
Food
you pay your own bill · we take nothing from venues
Safety
public venues · report or block · optional photo check
The limit
we suggest the spot; we do not book, host or attend
Not
a dating app, and not one-off meetups
A warm, dimly lit restaurant full of people over dinner
The same table, the same five, on a Thursday that meant it.Photo Le Salama / Pexels

THE SUBURB

Why a Collingwood table.

Smith Street is the spine, a run of bars, cafes, record shops and small breweries that never really sleeps, with Gertrude Street and the Fitzroy border at one end and the Yarra and Abbotsford at the other. It is one of the most social-looking corners of Melbourne.

Which is exactly why the loneliness sneaks up: everyone seems to already have their people. Collingwood draws creatives, makers and people working odd hours, and the 86 tram down Smith Street puts a standing table a few minutes from the city, so it is an easy one to keep.

WHO IT IS FOR

Made for Collingwood, specifically.

  • People who moved to Collingwood for the bars and the studios
  • Creatives, makers and shift workers who keep odd hours
  • Anyone who has done the Smith Street nightlife alone too often
  • New arrivals who want a crew without dating-app energy
  • Regulars who want the same faces, not a new crowd each weekend

HOW IT WORKS HERE

One match, then the same five, every week.

Getting there
The 86 tram runs the length of Smith Street to the city; Victoria Park and Collingwood stations are a short walk; Gertrude Street links you to Fitzroy and Carlton.
Nearby study
A short tram to RMIT and the University of Melbourne
The rhythm
Five compatible people near you, the same night, every week for six weeks. We re-seat you if it is not right.
The cost
Free to join. A founding seat is $19/mo, locked for life (it is $22/mo after). You pay your own bill at the table.

A Collingwood table usually lands on or near Smith Street: a wine bar, a brewery taproom, a long-table eatery. We suggest the place via Google Maps; the five of you confirm it. We never book it or take venue money.

COLLINGWOOD QUESTIONS

Before you sit down.

Is Hey Sini a dating app for Collingwood?

No. It starts with friendship: the same five at the same table every week. Collingwood has no shortage of ways to meet someone once; this is the thing that turns a good first night into an actual crew.

More in the full FAQ, the Melbourne guide, or how to make friends in Melbourne.

COLLINGWOOD

The chair is out in Collingwood.

Collingwood opens just east of our first Fitzroy and Carlton tables, as enough nearby people sign up. Sign up with Collingwood as your area and you are in the first group seated when it can fill a table.